Let's not mess about, here's Golf Shafts Australia's top 18 Golfing Terms:
1. An Elton John - A big bender that lips the rim
2. A Ladyboy - Put it in the wrong hole, but still felt alright
3. A Steve Irwin - A stinger that didn't go as planned
4. A Dirty Harry - When you're feeling lucky
5. A German Virgin - Guten Tight
6. A Canadian Seal Hunter - Picked the wrong club
7. A Paige Spiranac - Looks fantastic but a win is unlikely
8. A Michael Jackson - Decision to play from the Junior tees
9. An Osama Bin Laden - Laid up in the same place too many times
10. A Johnny Depp - Thought it was good but turned out shit
11. A Steve Smith - Thought you'd get away with it but ends in tears
12. A Jacinda Ardern - Skinny but got a result
13. A Teabag - 2 Balls in the hole at the same time
14. A Durex - Safe but just doesn't feel right
15. A Kardashian's Dream - When no white balls are allowed
16. A Bill Clinton - Can't remember what hole you played last
17. A Joe Biden - Can't remember anything
18. A Paris Hilton - An expensive hole that you'd still be curious to play